Amy bought a rubber belt with studs on it and hung this in the shower. I got all excited about kinky shower sex, until she told me it was an exfoliator, used to prevent acne. Suddenly white bodily fluids aren
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Hymenopterous Vintage
Many of my friends are wine freaks. They belong to clubs. They go to events. They do their part to supply City recycling workers with things to do on collection day. Me, not so much. Then I had a dream that codified my feelings. The perfect vintage requires sacrifice–insect sacrifice. In the dream, my day […]