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Editor’s Note–TFF Isssue 25

This is the last time I

Posted bySeth KabalaMarch 28, 2020May 4, 2021Posted inEssaysTags: 10 Cloverfield Lane, A Barrel of Jesus, Actively Shopping, album, America, Appellant Class of Snarky Zen, artificial, As for Me and My Horse, Ben Rosenfeld, BiC, big government, brain, Channeling Pesci, Cheez Whiz, church, CIA, class-action lawsuit, classic rock, confectionary, Corona Peeps, COVID-19, COVID-19 Preference, demand, deus ex machina, disaster, doctors, Don, eight-year-old, Ella, emotional, families, Farmstyle Immunizations, foam ordinance, food shortages, Game of Thrones, germ warfare, germs, God, golf, Goodwill, Governor Brown, gunfire, Hawkeye, high-calorie humor, hiking, humorists, impressionist, Jesus Christ, job prospects, Just Born, Leo the Accountant, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Middle of Nowhere, mortar shells, Mozart sucks, Municipalization, need-to-know, no hoarding, orchestral music, Peeps, pens, plastic housing, poser old man, President Trump, protocols, puppeteering, quarantine, recompense, religious, restaurants, resume, Ritz crackers, salty, Salute, sequestration, sicker, social distancing, Social Distancing Enforcement, space-time continuum, staff members, stay-at-home, string art, Stupid Musical Interlude, Subconscious Ozzy, sunlight, Time Sadists, trebuchet, Verizon, Veteran, virus, voiceover, Walmart Staffing, war movies, worship, WWSD?

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The Gresham Goodwill off Burnside has a sign in its parking lot that says you

Posted bySeth KabalaFebruary 22, 2020May 5, 2021Posted inColumnsTags: 10 seconds, 18-wheeler, 30 minutes, Actively Shopping, actively shopping cannon, banning, belt, board of directors, cheap, clientele, conglomerate, cool, drafters, empowered, expulsion, fireman, gadgets, Goodwill, grass, Gresham, guiding principles, imagination, infringement, intent, kamikaze, loiterers, make up mind, management, merch, misappropriating, mower, parking lot, perimeter, principle #1, principle #2, rules and policies, shoes, shopper, shopping cart, sign, staffer, steps, strangle, survival skills, TFF Issue 25, thrifting, violators, window

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