Chirp So Good

I bought Amy Chirp Wheels for her birthday. These are tires and rims without the spokes. They’re supposed to help with relieving back tension, and they do, but what I saw was a sex toy. Maybe that’s not their intended use, but whoever made a living marketing by playing it safe? Do you think the […]

Precision Fire Breath

Rodgers: Johnson, we need to talk about the pigeon problem on our transmission lines. Johnson: Agreed, sir. Though, which problem? Acidic breakdown of the wire sheath from the pigeons’ shit or the cooing chorus that’s causing the neighbors to complain? Rodgers: First one. These are the same people who grew up on Brittney Spears and […]