Grow Your Own Furniture

Amy was assembling our new dressers. The dressers couldn’t have been more disassembled, “unless they made me cut my own wood,” she said. Yes, they could be, I countered. They could have made us grow our own trees. * * * Dissatisfied with your local furniture superstore’s selection? Feeling emotionally disconnected from the furniture pieces […]

Richard Mixin’

Ella said “Richard Mixin’” during Apples to Apples instead of “Nixon,” misreading the name on the card. If only Tricky Dick had taken up baking instead of taping. The presidency turns for a lack of a baked confectionery. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that sugar isn’t serious business.  I don’t recall ever having read […]