Chirp So Good

I bought Amy Chirp Wheels for her birthday. These are tires and rims without the spokes. They’re supposed to help with relieving back tension, and they do, but what I saw was a sex toy. Maybe that’s not their intended use, but whoever made a living marketing by playing it safe? Do you think the […]

My Good Friend Gupus Needs Help

Amy and I were trying to drive from the SE 14th and Indianola Ave Mister Car Wash in Des Moines to Burlington Coat Factory. (Poppa needs new shoes.) We turned right onto Indianola Ave. A second later, our Dodge Journey’s GPS (aka Gupus) said to turn left. We crossed SE 14th. A second later, Gupus […]