Kinky by Dimensions

Amy bought a rubber belt with studs on it and hung this in the shower. I got all excited about kinky shower sex, until she told me it was an exfoliator, used to prevent acne. Suddenly white bodily fluids aren’t so sexy. I’ve developed an alternative explanation for the presence of the non-kinky item. It […]

Richard Mixin’

Ella said “Richard Mixin’” during Apples to Apples instead of “Nixon,” misreading the name on the card. If only Tricky Dick had taken up baking instead of taping. The presidency turns for a lack of a baked confectionery. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that sugar isn’t serious business.  I don’t recall ever having read […]