Kinky by Dimensions

Amy bought a rubber belt with studs on it and hung this in the shower. I got all excited about kinky shower sex, until she told me it was an exfoliator, used to prevent acne. Suddenly white bodily fluids aren’t so sexy. I’ve developed an alternative explanation for the presence of the non-kinky item. It […]

2020 Bibliopathy Report

I have a problem. It’s books. I acquire them armloads at a time. Many go unread for years. They are insulating the house, I think. To this and other rationalizations, my wife, Amy, rolls her eyes, but she’s got a bad case of bibliopathy herself. She just hides it with e-books and library checkouts. We […]

Appellant Class of Snarky Zen

Chatting with Verizon reps is like talking to someone with a traumatic brain injury and short-term memory loss. You can have credits; you cannot have credits; you can have credits; you cannot have credits. The promotions honoring/denying gauntlet feels like riding a wheel spinning at a velocity high enough to separate bone from muscle, the […]